10 Simple ways to Commit suicide In India

1. Travel by Indian Railways. Preferably to WB, Bihar or UP.

2. Try to cross the road without looking left/right (even though pedestrian signal is green).

3.  Roam near Metro Rail or Flyover construction area.

4.  Speak Bhojpuri in Mumbai and Marathi in Bihar/UP

5.  Eat chinese food in any restaurant whose name ends with 'Sagar' or 'Darshini'.

6.  Watch Hollywood movies dubbed in any regional language.

7.  Watch KANK followed by MNIK or any recent movies directed by Ram Gopal Verma.

8. Tell that you support love marriage in front of Khap Panchayats.

9.  Date Rakhi Sawant, Mayawati, Rahul Mahajan or Sreesanth.

10.  Watch Cricket live on DoorDarshan.