Indian Version of Mission 'Geronimo-EKIA'

After USA's audacious operation to eliminate Osama bin laden, Indian media started criticizing the government for not daring enough to do such operation to kill the terrorists (like Dawood...). Reacting to the situation, Indian Nation Congress (INC) called an emergency party meeting on this topic....

Sonia Gandhi - Looks like our media is infatuated by the operation 'Geronimo-EKIA'. They want a similar type of operation to be emulated by us to catch/kill terrorists hiding in Pak.

Manmohan Singh: Silent...

Sonia: I think we need to decide some thing on this quickly. We need to prove our people that we are capable of doing such operations! What say?

Pranab M :  I agree, we need to do something to distract people's focus from corruption. I am fed up with attending Lokpal bill meetings. This is the time.

Singh: Silent....

S.M Krisna: We are the world’s biggest democracy; we should call for all party meeting before making any critical decisions...

Sonia: Ok, Lets have the all party meeting...

----- All Party Meeting

INC spokesperson briefly explains about the agenda of the meeting to all party leaders...

Left/CPI(M) : This is ridiculous, we don't understand why congress blindly follow US policies. We should stay away from such nonsense. 

Mamta : Becoz CPI(M) is opposing we will support you.

A. K. Antony: Our ATS is capable of doing what US navy seals did. We can send a team of 40 commandos.

Lalu: And please take the help of Sony's CID team.

Mayawati:  We will support this operation only if there are at least 5 backward class members in the commando team.

Raj Thakre : at least 3 Marathi Manus...

Singh : Silent...

BJP: Team should contain at least 30 Hindus...and it should visit Ayodhya before the mission.

Amar Singh: Entire operation should be recorded and I should get an authentic CD/DVD.

---- After many comments and discussion----

Sonia: Mr. Singh...what’s your opinion?

Singh: (finally).... I think we should not go for such a high risk operation.

Sonia: Mr. Singh, you have thought about any alternative approach?

Singh: Cricket! Let’s use this game to bring peace!

L K Advani : No way, we can't wait  till another high profile Ind-Pak 'knock-out' encounter in world cup!

Rahul: and chances of India reaching knock-out stage in next world-cup are slim as Sachin may not be playing next world-cup...

Sonia: Cricket is good idea and safe too! But, Sachin is not playing in next world-cup? That’s serious issue..

Singh: We all can convince Sachin not to retire from cricket, at least till another Ind-Pak clash at WC knock-out stage!

Sonia: agreed..after all it’s matter of our national security, sovereignty etc.

After rounds of discussions, all party leaders agreed on Cricket to be used as platform for peace talks with Pak and hope it gets rid of terrorism. And, also decided that all leaders will get free match tickets!