Events Which Might Trigger Doomsday!!

Astronomically predicted events which might trigger the Doomsday. With one-in-a-million chance of happening- 

 

1. TOI starts reporting more serious news than B-grade 

    gossip

2. Advani becomes PM

3. News of Mig-21's safe landing

4. When Digvijay Singh's statements make some sense

5. Chetan Bhagat gets million followers on twitter and 

    starts inspiring people through his editorials, speeches  

    or stories. 

6. Mayawati starts spending money on development.

7. IIPM becomes number one B-school in India